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My Ears Don't Work Before My First Cup Tumbler

My Ears Don't Work Before My First Cup Tumbler

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Warning: Approach with Coffee First!

Is your morning mantra, "Don't even THINK about talking to me until I've had my coffee?" Then this tumbler was made for you. Declare your caffeinated boundaries with our "My Ears Don't Work Before My First Cup" tumbler. This isn't just a vessel; it's a shield against pre-coffee chatter.

Crafted from durable stainless steel, this 20-oz tumbler keeps your precious elixir piping hot (or refreshingly cold) for hours. The spill-resistant lid ensures your journey to caffeination is mess-free, whether you're conquering your commute or just the couch.

With its sleek, glossy finish and snarky slogan, it's the perfect way to tell the world, "Stay back, I haven't had my coffee yet!" Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup, because let's face it, mornings are hard enough.
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